Hah. Here's a funny story. After 3 weeks of Chinese food, I decided to treat myself to a simple pasta dinner tonight. I was happily cooking the pasta when I realized the lid of the Classico spaghetti sauce was really tight. Normally, I can solve this problem by wrapping a rubber band around the lid and using the friction to twist the lid off. Problem was, I didn't have a rubber band in the apartment. So I thought, why not ask the guards downstairs to help me open the jar? Clearly, if they were hired as guards, they were strong enough to open the spaghetti sauce. Besides, not to be sexist, but guys, who hasn't been able to twist off a lid? Or so I thought.
Speechless...
Much to my surprise, it took 3 guards before the 4th one finally opened the jar. While I was searching for the "strong" man, I thought (mind you I was walking around for at least 10 minutes), "
Wow, I've never seen a man not be able to twist off a lid, let alone 3 men."
I certainly hope that if real trouble strikes, the guard with the strong hands will be around to save me.
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